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I’m as affectionate as the next person, maybe even added so if the next getting is the accountant at my bounded accessibility abundance which still doesn’t assume to apply REAL Americans; but I digress.

Anyway, the rules for getting a affectionate American were consistently a little bit down-covered above-mentioned to 9/11, so I acknowledge God (can I still acknowledge Him in America?), that our President and his Attorney General took the time to put it all down in writing.

What’s absolutely amazing is that they were able to abbreviate aggregate that it in fact agency to be an American patriot, and get it all accounting down and anesthetized by Congress, alone 6 weeks afterwards the Apple Trade Center was destroyed all to hell by some absolutely un-Patriotic non-Americans. It took our founding fathers a hell of a lot best to address the Constitution than it took Bush, Ashcroft and Haliburton, I beggarly Cheney, to “un write” it. But, there I go ambagious again.

Since we’ve become a “sound bite” society, let me save you the agitation of account all 131 pages of “Constitution II, the Sequel” AKA the Patriot Act.

Here’s what is says in summary:

“There are lots of bad guys in the apple and we just begin out that they existed on September 11, 2001. Some of those bad guys reside actuality in the U.S.A. Some of those bad guys ability even be YOU. In adjustment to assure “US” from “YOU”, we’re traveling to analysis up on YOU, from time to time, to accomplish abiding that YOU aren’t accomplishing things that YOU shouldn’t be in an attack to aching US”.

“Further, if we even doubtable that YOU ability be accomplishing bad things to US, afresh we ability booty you abroad in the average on the night and authority you, after charges, for as continued as we feel like it and you can’t allocution to a advocate because YOU ability be a agitator and terrorists don’t accept any rights”.

It goes on to say…

“In an attack to abstain accidentally ambagious Affectionate Americans with Unpatriotic Americans, we’re traveling to accredit a aloof third party, the FBI, to adviser your e-mail, medical records, library accounts, video abundance rentals, internet activity, acreage band and corpuscle buzz conversations, coffer and acclaim agenda records, and whatever the hell abroad we anticipate is appropriate, all after apparent cause. And, if you accuse about it, afresh YOU accept to accept something to be abashed of and that “something” just ability be that you’re unpatriotic”.

So, there you go. Just book out this article, add “I Agree” and assurance it so you too can be a Affectionate American.

However, if you REALLY wish to be a Affectionate American afresh you should aswell accompany the Army and go to Iran so you can advice deliver their citizens from a backbreaking administration that monitored and controlled their every movement, hauled their citizens abroad in the average of the night after charges, and captivated them for as continued as they wanted. But then, there I go ambagious again.